does anyone else accidentally stare at a boys penis when hes wearing pants
me but it’s never an accident
DO GIRLS REALLY DO THIS
yep, I’m just like, how can you hide a penis there? like where does it go?
it’s not even in a sexual way, i’m just like, how does it fit in there? is it uncomfortable?
Don’t blink. Just like that you’re six years old and you take a nap and you wake up and you’re twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife. Don’t blink, you just might miss your babies growing like mine did, Turning into moms and dads next thing you know your better half of fifty years is there in bed And you’re praying God takes you instead. Trust me friend a hundred years goes faster than you think, So don’t blink.
Too fucking reeaaal.
when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton
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HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF
I actually found this pretty depressing because when Happy asks her if she’s boxed before, she looks so proud of herself when she says she has, and then he just kind of demeans her response by suggesting that she wasn’t a real boxer, and you see her face just drop.
Natasha Romanoff: professional to an extent.
she’s totally like:
is Tony still arguing?
he’s still arguing.
#OMG#JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY#WHEN HAPPY SAYS ‘DON’T TAKE YOUR EYE OFF YOUR OPPONENT’#WHO IS SHE LOOKING AT#TONY#TONY IS HER OPPONENT RIGHT NOW#HER TASK IS TO LEARN AS MUCH AS POSSBILE ABOUT TONY AND STOP HIS SELF DESTRUCTIVENESS#SHE DOESN’T TAKE HER EYE OFF OF HIM#GAAAAAH